Just did lines off a tackle box. Love Montana.
How many ice cream sandwiches is an acceptable meal replacement?
2.5
also, I just found three random bruises on my knee. probably from when I was velcrod to the stairs
He's coming over, and I hope he doesn't get hungry. I'm sure its not proper protocol to bring one booty call to another booty call's house for the munchies.
I'm in the room..It's full of lost souls and sadness. I can taste the salt of their tears. This final might take a few freshman today..
This guy smells like mr Rogers puppets and I don't know how to deal with it
Yeah I had this grand plan to bring flaming dr pepper shots to some girls and say "these shots are hot, but not as hot as you" but instead I lit the bar on fire
Walked in the bathroom at work and my boss was taking a shit with the stall wide open and responded "oh yeah, I forgot you never have been to prison "
It's accurate though. I am legitimately passionate about pickles. I crave pickles the same way I crave sex. It is a deep rooted animalistic need
Just when I decided to go get a taco and a blunt cake it starts raining. Coincidence? or divine intervention?
Holy shit I've found my last one night stand in my Gran's knitting club
She's lucky her pussy is worth listening to her ramble about bedroom furniture for 30 minutes
I remember walking into a bathroom stall that had a couple fucking in it and giving them a condom and a thumbs up and then leaving
I passed out in your bed last night...there maybe a snickers and twix bar under your pillow
only 4 hours until nug lovin time
excuse me?
nug lovin. lovin nugs.
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