I got used. This is the happiest day of my life. I was just a huge cock and that is all she needed.
You were trying to swim on the floor while eating a hot-dog bun and laughing about how much you hate bread and didn't understand why you were eating it..
I wish you could take over my body and feel what my nipple feels like right now
Pretty sure the nurse said at one point I was in full restraints because I tried surfing my stretcher
lesson #1 of freshman year: grinding with a sombrero is difficult
For a pair of gay men you destroy a lot of vagina.
Did you really just call a picture of your erect penis art?
I can't put those talents on a resume
So changing channels while she's on top is frowned upon. It's back to thinking about baseball again.
Dick very happy bro
I found a loose wire in my thermostat. Couldn't find the pliers, so I used a nipple clamp to fix it.
sorry for showing your butt to the bar
sorry for licking your cheek
You know your late night booty call was a huge fail when you go back to your car after it's over, and it's still warm.
I just baptized you in budweriser and you were cool with it
She put her coat on went to leave and called me an asshole. I responded with "I never said I wasn't" and then she pounced on me like a cat on cat nip.
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