Sadly no. But I was pantsless when they came to get me. Which made me miss you...
Yeah I'm pretty much like lane on gilmore girls except my mom doesn't look so mean all the time.
he asked me to help him wrap his girlfriends birthday presents. Dont worry we fucked right after.
The new google images is a smorgasbord of porn now are plans for tonight are off.
Idk, it's Grover wearing a sombrero. Do I need a reason?
maybe almost giving yourself a concussion counter acts a hangover
it was not a walk of shame, it was a ferry ride of shame, and i'm not ashamed, so technically it was just an early morning ferry ride. wearing yesterday's clothing
and semen
just won 200$ from the school for "liking" the anti-alcohol seminar. putting it to good use
how?
not even kidding, my fake id is arriving in 6-8 business days
Do not shit in our house. There is no TP. I am walking to get more, if I do not return, I have probably died of dysentery after my last wagon wheel got stuck in a gulch. Tell Martha and Lou Ann that I love them, and that I passed away doing the Lord's work.
If i ever die cab you make sure bag pipes are at my funeral they are awsome
im mad at you for telling me he ejaculated during "let it go." Thanks for ruining the song forever.
Also this just in, I think you could see my sequins underwear that say unwrap me through my leggings all day while I hung out with his family
I'm laying in my bed in the fetal position with a bag of frozen peas on my head and the bathroom trashcan next to me. Fucking tequila.
Wanna get drunk and make some bad decisions?
Are you calling me a bad decision?
I just watched your fat stupid son get hit by a Prius. Ran right in front of it. He's all right . But... Maybe you should have taught him to look both ways like a responsible parent does.
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