we might have left him a semi topless video on his wall. godd i just hope they suspend my accont so i stop doing thses things.....
it was so cute when you were pretending to have willpower
Just watched a UNI fan at the bar lick the tears off of a KU fans face.. See what march madness does to people
hes totally cute, too bad i slept with his father
My choices this week make me realize that I need to copyright the term "cock buffet"
Accidentally just signed something at work 'lotus flower' I need to keep my stripper life separate from real life.
Wait til she sees the pic of her vag in court docs.
I posted my balls on ericas instagram. It got 17 likes.
just gonna show up naked this time. that way i dont have to worry about finding my clothes tomorrow
do you know how hard it is to bring up the "what do I do if you conk out while we're fucking" conversation while maintaining the dignity of.the narcaleptic girl you just met?
He asked if I had feelings for him while I was lying naked on the floor vomiting into a trashcan as he held my hair and fed me Pringles.
Is it counter productive to ride on my exercise bike with a cocktail in hand?
is there a line between daddy kink and oedipus complex?
also I saw his dick in the morning light and it was glorious. Like staring upon your birthday cake you ordered from heaven and going " can't wait to eat that later"
Jesus I was next level high last night having a mental epiphany about the state of Virginia
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