Youre a pretentious asshole and im not sure who you think you are. Get the hell over yourself and the self righteous culture snob image because its pretty obnoxious.
what's the vibe there?
extraordinary amounts of gine
JOSHUA! WE ARE SO BREAKING UP!
what?
YOU'RE DRUNK AGAIN, ARENT YOU?!
I just put anything in between my legs and hope for the best.
My parents showed me my IQ test from fourth grade, I'm shitting on my potential.
went to the gyno and found out that i have a birthmark on my clit. its like god gave guys a little help when it comes to getting me off.
And he tried to make it as casual as possible by asking where i was going on vacation while he was poundin me.
Im in the STD packet for new students this year. And im going to be plastered tonight so be forewarned
I JUST SAW A SIGN LANGUAGE CATFIGHT
Check the mailbox while you're out!
I already looked this morning. You go check and see what you won on Ebay after your day drinking spree.
he's a firefighter. like being a firefighter screams MY DICK IS HUGE SO I'M NOT AFRAID TO DIE IN THIS FIRE.
He let me finish eating my sandwich while I sat his face. I think I'm in love with this little eager beaver.
He was only in jail for 4 hours before he was someone's prison wife
My dad called me in the middle of the night, drunk on vodka, asking for references on the Irish alphabet.
I got home and he was wearing a suit. He said he reason was because it was shirt and tie Saturday and that he won't change until midnight. He then proceeded to answer the door in a British accent.
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