What do they do with the elephants that die at the zoo
Cremation, why do you ask?
I think we have a bit of a problem
whats the weirdest thing you ever masturbated to?
King Triton
dude your alot more fun to hang out around now that your addicted to coke...but seriously you need to stop
We need to either drink and not go to waffle house or go to waffle house and not drink. I need to know which is causing these shits.
So add panera bread to the places i love to eat that i am potentially banned from.
remind me in the morning to get the random kid out of the closet and to clean the pudding off the wall
That commercial was clearly aspirational. I think Arbor Mist would pair nicely with Oscar Meyer
She told me to pick her up in the corner of shame and self-disgust.
I'm so glad we both made out with him though. I feel like that really brought us together
I'm moving out of my place and I just gave my mom a couch that I had sex on last night. Reduce, reuse, recycle at its best.
all of these bad things happened because I didn't bring a shower beer.
he just ran into my room in his giant penis costume yelling "supercock to the rescue"... I am still in total shock
I just want to order a very large pizza and get very drunk and very laid.
Emergency thong? Check! Suspension bondage is a go!
I know we're not on great terms here, but I need to know if you're still available for sexual activity...cause if not I need to get going on a work-out plan.
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