How was Slumdog? Did it pull your heartstrings?
It was entertaining. Better than most other Mexican films.
he took off my shirt and said 'oh my god the legends are true'
Wow anytime a scalper has i need tix written on the back of a franzia box thats a trusted seller
dude I heard her through my door. She sounded like you were holding her head under water and they letting her up for air. I recorded that shit
She vajazzled her vag. It was as useless as putting earrings on chewbacca
oh but the power of the cock will take you to places you never been..i flew to hawaii once to sleep witha chick
I just ate four packages of Swiss Rolls. Being high and on food stamps is AHmazing.
P.S. The slutty NASCAR driver costume will be saved and used year round for role play.
Nursing home in NJ just got busted for prostitution and drugs...dropping off my deposit tomorrow
When I die, I want you to spread my ashes at a Cracker Barrel.
Maybe you can just make seal noises during sex and we can call it good
At some point, I’d like to pretend that his penis is a popsicle.
Your vagina needs to teach my vagina its ways.
I've been trying to masturbate for the longest time now and so far I've accomplished getting tangled in my computer battery cord and phone charger and hitting my knee on my laptop.
For a second I thought he was going to give me an intervention
You can't give interventions in a bar!
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