my room smells like sperm. sweet.
We can't have sex anymore. The amount of money I've spent on meds and copays for UTIs is getting ridiculous
no more duck duck goose at the bar
No we just stood in the kitchen and laughed for 2 hours about how funny the popcorn noise was.
Can I just say that you're probably one of my favorite people to have sex with and then eat hummus with at 3:45am?
I just fucked her in her boyfriends bathroom... he was in the room sleeping.
your fridge is broken, your sock drawer is full of snow, and you flipped off the whole stadium on the big screen. I'd say it went well.
Honestly I'm so excited to go to bed I feel as if I don't deserve to be in my early twenties.
just peed on my shirt somehow, im calling it a day
So much rum. So many feels.
I lost my flask somewhere between dancing shirtless to The Spice Girls and walking around Wawa opening/eating things and putting them back.
Apparently I blacked out and started wrestling with some dude last night. Just found out I might have dislocated his shoulder. Best part: he still wants to bone me
And the prospective student I was showing around had to take care of me.
I ate too many pot brownies and passed out topless with my boobs painted like the American flag
I blacked out and when I woke up and looked at the counter.. there was a full cake upside down. I dont even understand ...
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