There is a girl getting fingered on my left, a middle aged drink man smoking a bong and two girls flashing the cameras in front of me. I'm in the middle trying to maintain my innocence.
No period for spring break; use this wisely.
Have fun at school today. Try to hide that you're a whore. The other girls will like you better that way.
Cognac is not meant to be taken in shots. I just wanted you to know the desperation of last night.
When I come over I'm bringing "Socky" the Alcoholism Prevention puppet, today he is going to tell you boys about his FAVORITE word---its called "moderation"
Don't do anything you wouldn't want to explain to paramedics
But that's half the fun of it
Things I learned last night: 1. Bacardi 151 is a one-way ticket to the toilet, 2. It is possible for a human being to turn into Mount Vesuvius
She kept telling people I wrecked her brain. That high.
Just saw a drunk bitch in the west village peeing on a car. You are not alone.
She shit all over my seat. She is not allowed in my car under any circumstances. Not even with drugs. You can't forgive a shit.
When have we listened to the rational side of either of us?!
Remember when I got punched in the face on NYE last year? I don't
Explain to me again why I'm doing the walk of shame if we fucked at my house?
he kissed both of us goodnight when we dropped him off...I didn't know if I was more offended or impressed
In other news I was masturbating last night and came really fucking hard to the thought of yelling at a customer....
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