Crown is evil. It plays hide and seek with my morals
so..some girl walked up to me on the porch last night. She came to apologize for peeing on our lawn a few days ago. I just looked at her and said it was ok, she wasn't the first.
How am I supposed to spread my seed with you "modern women" and your birth control?
explain the missing patches of hair on my cat. now.
I never thought that taking apart multiple age 5 and under puzzles would be part of my house party clean up process.
Yeah, sorry about that. I just couldn't stop.
First off, get on bc solely in preperation for this event. Second, as my little sister you have a lot of whore to live up to.
I think I used your jacking off shit when I showered. I couldn't see shit, it was all oily. Fuck power outages
I'm not liking this ratio of moving to blowjobs...
The video of him doing the dougie made me telling him I didn't want a relationship, just his virginity so much easier.
...I can smell the alcohol on your breath through that text
I have feelings that need drinking.
I have a boner in one of my pics with her which no one noticed.
Bro you fell face first into the sand and then balled up into the fetal position and yelled help untill I picked you up, no more whiskey for you...
I'm taking pictures of my asshole to send to my boss. This is not what I had in mind the day after thanksgiving.
LOOK AT HOW SMOOTH THIS BITCH IS
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