we are all sexual creatures
yea maybe. but you're not. you're not getting any.
I dont need to watch it. And stop comparing your life to Entourage.
I hate fucking guys that don't drink coffee. My morning hangover and shame will not be cured by your stupid tea.
is not sure whether or not everyone at the club last night calling me a-easy is a good thing?
Last night we hooked up in nothing but out UK shirts during half time. Never say I'm not a dedicated fan again.
mom and dad googled us on the weekend. i love the internet less than i did on friday.
Life gets in the way of sexy Saturday sometimes
All I've had today is a brownie and a shot of Jack, so you know. I'm doing ok.
first thing my tuition money buys is a strap on
The only thing I remember last night was feeding my dog 4 McDoubles.
Did you really just call a picture of your erect penis art?
He said he wanted to sit next to the fountain so he could "watch the water hit the other water".
If I walk downstairs and Kelly is fucking in the laundry room again I'm gonna die
he's really high and upset. he just found out alice from the brady bunch died
I have acquired a mango...tonight is successful so far
Her name is susan
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