if she shaves her mustache, i'll let her give me head
I told her I was horny and she said to forget it because she has vagina drama.
WHAT IN THE HELL IS VAGINA DRAMA?!
I mean we've tried to get high on nutmeg, we clearly dont know the definition of "too far"
You were basically naked. Just covered in pink duck tape and feathers. I'd have to say this is beyond the slutty mark..
It was like the titanic mixed with those sad puppy commercials mixed with jello shots
I lost track of him after he threw the handful of pennies at the 2 female cops and ran into the darkness. I heard a tazer and a scream. All that is left is his flip flop. Its like hes drunken man-derella.
We could supplement the Tour with Edward Andre-hands. Because 40s are for the 99%.
Jake bring pizza.
JAKE BRING PIZZA.
I ate her out for so long I might actually shit a vagina
I just karate chopped a humming bird out of mid air. It came at my face while I was out side smoking. Scared the shit out of me. My ninja skills just took over. Haha. I mean really at that point it was me or him.
I am not saying having unprotected sex in my boss' pool was a good idea, I am just saying it wasn't my worst idea of the summer.
I'm about to airblow my boyfriend. I'll three-way you.
You know you have done too many drugs when you gum the sugar off your margarita without even thinking twice
Tell them to carpool to pride, have a 3way, and if one says 'no thanks' just tell em it's not gay if it happened in a 3way!
Yeah we do. It needs to be like a good penis- long, substancial, and able to make people cry.
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