At an apparent methhead hillbilly bar and was smiling for a pic when one toothless wonder screamed "look at all them teeth"!
My Vagina smells like Nemo again.
Its only tuesday and I need a dd home from work. This is getting too easy.
I hid a girl's boot last night so I could ransom it back this morning via the "blowjobs for boots" program.
Succesfully slept on the roof at work for 3.5 hours without getting caught. I need a promotion
I finally looked at the pictures from last night thanks for feeding me and pulling my pants up
E drugging s springing. Ease dnt Kate. To t e. ess e I meant thou.
I want to miss work tomorrow on account of violent projective vomit... Make it happen
did i send you the picture of me smiling with the magnum wrapper?
Slip and slide hallway was not one of my better ideas.
I got so drunk at the hockey game I bought everyone behind me in concession line a funnel cake.
well, at the moment I'm sleeping in someone's closet in a buzzlightyear snuggie, so I can't judge,
I want you to know that the guy who peed in your bed got fat.
I've had your balls on my face a bunch of times so the least you could do is buy a girl some dinner.
We are the rockettes of vaginal bleeding
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