I was getting a bj with sports center on in the background
Da na na, na na naa
all I remember was being half naked drinking water on my hands and knees from her dogs water bowl.
i may or may not have just grinded on your dog thinking it was my boyfriend
What happened at the top of the stairs is never to be spoken of again.
Hahah what did you even say to him?!
That I was gonna inflate his vagina with a leaf blower?
Oh.
Dude, Donte totally wants it. I don't have any idea how I do it. I'm not even cool. I'm not even the hero Gotham deserves. I'm barely high. My hands are swelling. Want me to pick you up anything from five guys?
At one point 12 people dressed in care bear onesies were up on stage grinding super nasty, and two of the girl Care Bears were making out.
If this wasn't a hallucination, we need to go to this magical kingdom every night of the week.
So we came to a decision, you need to fuck your hot roommate and send us pictures. We voted, so don't hate the democracy this great country stands for
He won't have sex to beyonce. I hate him.
People who don't like drugs and guac are not people I chose to associate with
honestly my period and I are just as surprised to see each other every month
Dude, tumbleweeds have been rolling through my bed lately. This is my dryest dry spell since I was married.
I LACK THE NECESSARY BRAIN FUNCTIONS TO BE ABLE TO PROPERLY RESPOND TO THAT
I'm on my third roll of toilet paper. Today can fuck right off.
EVERYBODY CALM YOUR SHIT
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