I don't understand why she insists on me walking her to the door. She came over for literally 8 minutes, we had sex, and now I need her to leave. That fake chivalry will change nothing about the situation.
her teeth should be alot whiter from all of those blowjobs she gives
he's drinking at 8 in the morning. it's going to be one of those "or else the terrorists have won" kinda days
They're doing shots to celebrate every 15 minutes passing. You can come get them.
tell me why they applauded then the bartender locked himself in the bathroom when i walked into the bar today ????
he told me i could have the honorable privilege of being the second girl to have sex with him in his new apartment, what a gentleman.
I JUST MADE OUT WITH A BRITISH SOCCER PLAYER. LONG LIVE THE QUEEN. GOD BLESS THAT COUNTRY.
They live across the street from a school baseball field so they have porter potties across the street and let's just say that I'm grateful they exist
Oh. So it is a cult
Basically. But a nice cult. They eat muffins and talk about fundraising.
Did he hurt you? I have a crowbar I can beat his sorry ass with
We haven't had hot water in our dorm all weekend. Do you know if there is any other way to wash off shame?
I woke up with my converse still on and a plate of pasta next to my face, if that gives you any indication of how my night went
wyd
Laying here debating on if i want a sandwich or an orgasm.
But being sober is boring. Everything takes so long, I feel like I'm just waiting in line to die.
just saw a kid waiting at the door of the stairs for the elevator. there is no elevator in this building. get on his level.
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