i friday night watching house. god, i need a life, friends, and a legitimate fake id.
better yet, through the bookshelves. like an intellectual glory hole
Dude manswers just said that a guy can only cum up to eight times in one day. I'm gonna prove that show wrong.
ha well at least you have goals.
Ive given up on my natural charms. Im trying different accents till some girl wants to hook up with me.
I just pulled a handful of rice out of my pocket.
He woke up in the ambulance thinking he was still in the club.
I feel like despite his sleaziness I could be friends with this man. he just sent me a picture of his dog's balls.
You can jump from the roof to the pool. Trust me. I have done this before.
Why did I see a weird snapchat of you barking at McDonald's last night?
I dunno I mean I feel like I owe everyone an apology except the two people I punched in the face
So the revenge porn my ex posted just resulted in a contract with a gay porn company. I'm going to make $8,000 this weekend. That would a breakup checkmate. Are you joining me in the legislative committee hearing tomorrow?
I mean you're asking high Chelsea. I'd sell myself for a rice crispy
I told him no rough stuff and he immediately bit my ass. Who the fuck does that?
I have 4 more smokes and 6 more beers to go before I make a life changing decision like that.
she peed her pants, took them off, the put them back on. but she only put her legs in one hole.
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