Yours is on the dinner table...mine is in my underwear drawer.
let's bang
You're in my phone as 'Weird Bus Guy' so I think my answer's no.
She has 2500 facebook friends. I probably should have used a condom.
And then he came out of the bathroom in a kimono
You ruined his night from a different state? Impressive.
Note to self: never do anything I don't want to explain to a paramedic
Finally better. I had to use eye makeup remover to get the purple wine stains off my lips
I just used FaceTime as a look out while I got a blowjob in the library
I'm gonna fuck that sweet little pussy of yours into absolute submission
Wow. Sorry. As soon as I sent that I felt inappropriate. But yes. Bring a sandwich after. Lol
Just let me take your liver out and beat it with a meat tenderizer for you..
SEX BINGO!
Canadian or clown?
It was all good till you had ppl chasin shots of ciroc with fucking applesauce
friends are allowed to bang on New Years, I read it on the Internet somewhere.
My friend just got engaged and I'm setting vibrators on fire.
Your life rocks...
You told me not to tell you found out you're pregnant..
Randomize
