garbage
garbage dick
rubbish cock
you win
He just posted pic of sad weiner and half a butt cheek. That is it. I HATE online dating.
he is training for a marathon but can't last more than five minutes on top. worst tuesday night ever
his penis was like watching paranormal activity your very hyped up to see it but you think it might be very scary and in the end you didnt really see anything at all
For sure. We should see if we can get Mike to pay for one, and have a triple kegger... :o==& (that's future me projectile vomiting. i try to be goal oriented)
i will see naked twins by the end of the night. that's all i know
It was a sobriety test blowjob. If he could get it up, he could get me home.
Somebody left a mini pitcher in the bathroom. Think its safe?
I don't think you seem to understand this concept. WHEN A GAY GUY HANDS YOU A DAIQUIRI, YOU DRINK IT.
every single time I see a picture of the two of them on facebook, I want to just call her and scream "your boyfriend said I give the best head on the east coast". But I've been told that would be inappropriate.
how many thumbs am i supposed to have at one time
you found the shrooms didnt you
When I left you were in the shower in your socks throwing up screaming it was blood but it was "ok" cuz it's recyclable. By the way it was kool aid.
YOU ARE THE WORST TRAVEL AGENT! THIS IS A SINGLES CRUSE FOR SENIORS. THEY ALL THINK IM THE FUCKING WAITRESS JUST CAUSE IM BLACK!!!
There was this blissful moment of peace and quiet... then you ran past our window with a lit firecracker in hand going, "SHIT. SHIT. SHIT!"
I made the antidote to the nasty cognac. I AM THE GOD OF MIXED DRINKS.
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