Now hope fervently that she'll do it quick and cheap, just the way i like it
Aj just asked if we were going to the bulldog tonight..i told her no because of the expense and tests coming up..but mostly because i don't want herpes
hooked up with a girl who spoke elfish last night..what up 8th grade lord of the rings fantasies
it's kind of nice to have a picture of me making out with someone and actually know who it is for once
just saw someone in just a bathrobe not even tied shut run to the bathroom with a facefull of cum. Someone had a good night
I just had my first boner in 64 days today....glad to find out my fluids are still pumpin
I seem to have forgotten that I am wearing a one piece bathing suit under my clothes
he says he is going to get you very high and make you leave the country with him
possibly by boat
I bet his dick wears a tuxedo.
Trying to figure out what I just puked. Demon weed is salad. No more drunk buffets.
Just made out with the guy who gave me my tour. Full circle college win.
My bank account got hacked so he showed up with a 6 pack wearing a superman cape to cheer me up and you question why I love him?
The fact that I am laying in bed on my stomach with an ice pack on my rump is a clear indication that I am no longer in my carefree 20s
apparently when she asked me how drunk I was on a scale of 1-10, I answered "bitch I'm fabulous" and tried to do a sassy hairflip. but I have short hair.
You can make out without kissing
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