I'm a big fan of 2 things right now: 1) Gatorade and 2) the fetal position
do you think they ever dumped Gatorade over Michael Vick's head after his dog won?
Just had a dream about an abnormally large bottle of tequila. No more depressed drinking for me.
I think we should get high on adderall and nair each other again for New years.
they call him the transporter because he'll be your designated driver in exchange for sufficient weed or sex.\n
what about money
no - he has a code he lives by
He shoved his balls through an egg carton and showed us a picture. They were surprisingly egg-like.
I misjudged the power of my pelvic thrusting capabilities. His nose is broken. Thoughts?
No need to talk. Eventually, he'll either stop coming over, or decide that it's a relationship.
And if not?
...I keep getting free bourbon and great sex with no expectations. You really don't understand that there is no "down side," do you?
If you've never been pounded by an Eastern European body builder, I would highly recommend it.
I think I freaked him out last night. We got back to my place and I made chicken nuggets, chicken Alfredo, and half of one of those huge oreida hashbrown bags. And then ate all of it
All I know is I woke up with his business card in my bra and in my handwriting on the back it says 8 inch.
Also, there's a guy walking around the kitchen in a shark onzie, and he just asked if we've ever smoked weed with a shark before. I'm dying
The dicks good but it's not two trains and a bus good.
he's really high and upset. he just found out alice from the brady bunch died
I sharted in court today and had to sit on it for about three and a half hours.
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