i almost got kicked out of the rave because i was trying to get in on some couple's makeout sessions
So at this point...I'm sure you heard the story about Saturday night
We were hooking up and you crawled into bed with us, because you had lost your phone and didn't "want to be alone at a time like this."
Thinking about fake proposing to my gf just so the middle aged women next to us will buy us drinks
Being with her was like shitty sexual fear factor big ass sausage nipples over sized outty belly button i was scared and drunk tell know one
what the hell is that chicken wire thing she's holding?
An artistic expression of her stupidity.
Two big black bouncers picked you up and escorted you to the elevator.
I didn't even do anything wrong. For all they knew I could have been on the US Olympic Gymnastic team. Would they kick Gabby Douglas out of a bar? I don't think so.
This is not 2004 anymore. It's not acceptable to get fingered while watching 'Ferngully' in a basement full of your friends.
I didn't know. I guess I really haven't had that much time for drinking lately. I mean, outside drinking at home/work.
some how during sex we caught an ENTIRE pillow on fire. A WHOLE PILLOW.
My memory of last night is a delicious blur of tits, ass, and alcohol.
You're wasting your dick. It needs to be bestowed upon the masses.
Dude she literally licked him. He was covered in cheese and in her high state what else was she gonna do?
Wanna get business drunk and go play golf?
i just cleaned my bong... I do not feel healthy
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