@ a funeral. fucking miss uuuu
today's thought: if you're naming your fb album "wEdDiNg dAy!!!!!!" you're too young to get married
tonight, alcohol would be proud of us
Just because we buy weed together doesn't mean were a couple
i hope someone procrastinates by putting up the pics up...
sarah said she can't even post all of hers due to facebook indecency rules
im hiding in a corner. drunk. with a plate of stolen jello shots. im pretty sure people are looking for me or the jello shots.
We have 10 gallons of home brew. And james has an amazonian blow dart weapon that sticks in bags and the wall. Come over
No, listening to the fray and drinking a bottle of jack daniels does not count as counseling
I think she's perpetually drunk
It's all she knows
Having vodka and cokes for lunch at work today because absolutely ZERO fucks are being given.
wow thanks for pushing me towards an older man
you gotta start somewhere if you're going to be a trophy wife
tonight at the bar some people told me that I have a sprit following me around.. that's the kind of shit that you laugh off till you're home alone.
i woke up in a bed of pop tarts
He has fairy lights round his bed.. And played Jamie cullum when we had sex... Hes batting for the other team right?
WHAT THE FUCK I JUST PULLED TWO TAMPONS OUT OF MY VAGINA. WHERE DID THE OTHER ONE COME FROM??
....surprise!
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