Regardless thnx for trying to help out, I realize we are dealing w/ very stupid girls here
I swear my cock just shook it's head disapprovingly at me.
So he just rolled over in his sleep and said "that's a punctuation mark..."
he told me he once ran a blackmarket liquor store out of his house. thats all it took for me to go home with him
i dont know what it was but it was definately NOT a vagina
he found you with your pants down, trying to straddle the urinal. no one should have to see their sister like that. ever.
she looks like she scalped a horse for her weave
I think rescheduling my finals around when Im going to be hungover is responsible
There's a bag in my room with garbage, a thong, fritos, and an electrical cord. I'm assuming it's yours
........yyyyyyeah that's me
You need to come back and help me drink our beer so the fridge has room for the other beers
You kept saying you only wanted to drink until you were sleepy. You succeeded if "sleepy" means you sleepied around with 4/6 of the guys there.
is that a sigh of girlish delight, or "sigh...I'm having a herpes outbreak'
Can't it be both?
I'm sorry your Amazon says buttplugs now
pretty sure I blew his mind with the sex last night. He repaid me with a five minute conversation about power rangers.
Me: I shouldn't go to the airport bar it's too expensive and I don't need it. Dark me: SHOTS AT 7 AM
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