she's got that wholesome 16 and pregnant look.
dont get me wrong, i like when a guy is into my boobs but when he started saying mama i want milk let me suck, i gathered my shit together and bounced.
He crawled over to me grabbed my boob asked me if I liked cats and then passed out. If that's really my RA, it's gonna be a long year
of course we have a beer bong
how else would we feed our christmas tree
My alarm clock on my phone was changed to Fat Bottom Girls over the weekend, and I just now noticed. I'm actually okay w that after Mardi Gras. Well done, random. Well done.
Yo. What's your name again? You put "don't tell your landlord" as your name lol
I have bruises all over my legs. Did I hit a car with my bike last night?
Like do I send him a nude to ease his mind off his brother having a stroke? I'm not very good with words when it comes to consoling... I would be a terrible mother.
Hypothetically - think of it as Schrodinger's blow-job.
I think the moment she woke up butt naked on a mattress with her phone still on her face was the point she knew last night was fucked up
I'm not totally useless... You can use me as an example of what not to do
someone is getting fuckign RAWDOGGED on this campus as we speak and it makes me FURIOUS
youll appreciate my drinking habit one day...
Cancel your plans for the fourth someone is streaming iron chef on twitch
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