your horoscope this morning...very interesting...good luck today
This ginger kid smells like a queef popsicle
i just dont know how to see an unattractive person as more than a friend
I just got hit in the face by an old lady love handle.
i just discovered a movie that charlize theron is a sex addict. i think my prayers have been answered
I just opened up the mens room door to a dude pissing in the urinal and pointing at himself in the mirror
i just did the math...im a product of my mothers birthday sex
so, are you laying bloody on campus somewhere or did you go out after class and forget to let me know?
bloody. ill be home soon.
You ad-libbed two DETAILED rounds of price is right, 1 wheel of fortune, and 1 deal or no deal.... by yourself with sound effects and music included
when the song champagne showers came on you poured some kids beer over his head... while giving him a lap dance
Well be careful man. Be careful. Wear shoes in the house. Safety. Safety first, then teamwork.
I asked what you thought of her and you replied not the biggest I have had
Don't be alarmed when we finally get naked and I let out a WOOHOO!!!
It can't be easy when an alcoholic Russian is screaming to the entire dorm "he no get hard"
his penis was like the majestic horn of a unicorn and I came like a million trumpeting rainbows.
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