Sooo i definitely have a major burn on my chin from kenny's ...stubble from making out for hours while coked up. Pure class.
no more stoned jack in the box. this is the third night in a row.
I just googled "semen solvent" and got nothing. there has to be something that will wash this shit off!
I see a marketing opportunity
I just saw a like a 30 person deep walk of shame... it was like the million man march but with dorm chicks
Wow anytime a scalper has i need tix written on the back of a franzia box thats a trusted seller
I want to say that being forced to stare at the 'no.1 boyfriend' collage behind his head ruined the sex but it just didn't.
He got kicked out 3 times. I have no idea how he kept getting back in. I saw him walking on the highway the next morning.
Why are you surprised? I've only ever liked older guys since I was a 3 yr old crushing on her pediatrician.
When you are old and getting humped by saggy balls every other weekend you are gonna wish you had more sex with freshly legal boys. Your vagina will thank you one day. Don't let her down.
Love you too. There are very few people I let pee in my dishwasher.
So which one of you fuckers changed my backgrounds while I was passed out to me holding a chicken like the statue of liberty?
Maybe the problem is guy has to ask his wife if he can go out to lunch with his girlfriend for an hour...
Yeah, I'm sure we have time for sex AND ihop.
but seriously, an anthropology paper shouldn't be hard if you're trashed, right?
We just stood outside and debated the existence of mermaids for about 20 min. Is this what too drunk is?
Randomize
