Mind blown. Apparently, it's PRErogative, not PERogative. I blame Bobby Brown.
she needs to learn to take compliments like she takes dicks.
My itunes is telling me i listened to toxic by b spears 108 times last night
Some girl next to me in class is making a list of whta to pack for spring break & it was a normal list until she put birth control in all caps w/ stars around it
of course he's cheating on me, she's 100x prettier and she can do the splits
i think that dennys waitress has my boxers
Old lady caught me peeing in the street and yelled at me and said "I REBUKE YOU"
did mom hear me barking???
oooooh yeah. good luck explaining that one
sooo high. sooo many dog friends
We bought a hamster while completely stoned and 2 hours later returned it because your mother wouldnt let you bring it in her house. You cried. a lot.
Let's just say he sent me a picture of his dick and I was more impressed with the collection of video games he had in the background...
I bought him bourbon as a thank you for his apology. What is wrong with me?
How many other adults do you think have slept naked under the Winnie the Pooh blanket sober?
I saw the attitude and didn't even try. Line of the night from one guy who talked with them for a while said, "I don't meet you standards. I have a job and would treat you well." She was blank faced.
I lost my bar virginty and made out with a dwarf. It was a good night
Please tell me I didn't send you a dick pic in the middle of Peter Pan..
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