so all night Ive been that girl with her tits out @ the bar. I mean I dropped jaws, yo. But in a classy way.
South Carolina's governor once cited "moral legitimacy" when he was a congressman voting for President Bill Clinton's impeachment. Karma is a bitch.
Could guys at least pretend I require some amount of money to be spent before I randomly go down on them?
Dude, Her having kids just means she puts out.
he's legally blind and likes the sound of my voice, good enough for me.
There is something depressing about eating toast in a dark living room by myself using a paper plate that says: "Let's Party!"
she wanted to watch hairspray while we fucked. she's obviously your kinda girl, dude.
I can hear her blowing you man. All I hear is her saying 'yeah' over and over again.
the night got glorious when you tried to do an upside down keg stand with a near empty key and dropped it on your face
For the first time ever I'll be using my lunch break to pass out cold on my desk. We've gotta stop having these late night drinking things on Sundays
You were drunk it couldn't have been that bad
I've never been drunk enough to enjoy getting a blister on my dick.
I'm definitely not at Wal-Mart eating jalapeno poppers with an elevated blood alcohol content
I love that you put so much thought and effort into your nudes
I don't send half assed nudes. Go big or go home.
I NEED HELP. IM TRIPPIN BAWLS IN THE BACK OF MY MOMS CAR.
The underwear in the garbage is clean. Just wipe the pizza sauce off
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