Hopefully the semester will be over before she has a breakout. Then I can just avoid the situation entirely
She can't drink and she can't smoke weed. She might as well be dead to me.
He was singing "i gotta feeling" under his breath as i was pulling my top off.
We're going clubbing with matching soccer jerseys on.
What will that accomplish?
It will accomplish clubbing with matching soccer jerseys on.
Harry Potter. Singing. Sobering up. In that order.
Hey Im running from the cops. hiding in a bush. when you're approaching the intersection honk the horn twice and I will come out.
Dreamed I made out with a stranger after falling out of a car, let's make this happen tonight.
Only sluts go out in this weather carpe diem boys
She was wearing my robin hood hat from Halloween shouting "steal from the rich and give to the poor, mothafuckaaaaas." We are taking her everywhere.
White people are beatboxing! Save me.
I'm tripping balls on ambien right now and I still feel that's a bad idea.
It probably would have happened but I just can't picture myself losing my virginity while laying on top of his Quiksilver duvet set.
after you got high, you started to make guac with your bare hands and said: "there's soda bubbles in my legs"
We could have mediocre awkward sex or mediocre stunted/awkward/uncomfortable banter. The possilities are relatively finite
Nice. I got home at like 3am.stopped at Walmart for a vacuum and weirdly a trash can. Not sure why high me last night needed a new trashcan.
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