guys are not supposed to queef...right?
honey bunches of taint.
He was actually able to throw up in the bucket from the top bunk. im impressed.
Talking about the game in the closet with a banana wearing sunglasses.
I'm currently bartering with this guy so I can fuck his bi girlfriend. We're at 5 pizzas and he gets to watch us make-out.
Yessssss I diiiiid! I enjoyed 38% of it. There are 4 qualifications and 2 were good. 1. There is a penis in my vagina (Pass) 2. It's a big penis (Fail) 3. The sex is long and exciting and makes me sweat and have 6 pack abs (fail) 4. I got off (uhhh potential to pass...)
I know shes my ex. And I know she punched me in the face and stole my car to go get drunk. But it's the best sex I've ever had.
You're sick. Take pictures if you can.
your sister totally cock blocked me last night don't even think about inviting her to taco night
I just want school to he over so we can build a big tent, do drugs inside it, and watch cartoons until the sun comes up.
That's all I've ever wanted.
I AM HANGING OUT WITH ADORABLE DOGS SURROUNDED BY NATURE. GOD BLESS AMERICA AND ALSO BYE CIVILIZATION AND PANTS.
Are you at a park?
Are there any rules against fucking the hot TA?
Maybe for her....
Her problem, not mine
You would only karaoke to Spanish songs, but sang with the accent of the french candle stick in beauty and the beast.
Phil and I agree that the level of sand in your vagina rivals that of many of the earth's largest deserts
She's eating hot cheetos out of the bag with chopsticks, Matt, how is she NOT my soulmate?
Listen all we did was not even pretend we aren’t each other’s type and live together and constantly encourage each other to get laid for 6 months.
Idk how it devolved into us fucking.
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