The answer is no. Its an illegal search n seizure!
we made out on top of his cat.
Got one of only two perfect scores in the class on the quiz I took drunk. This is not a good thing for me to have learned about myself.
I was going to call you an awful person for that. but then i realized we're both awful people.
Really* awful people.
Someones grandma was rubbing my back. I'm way too high for this.
you ate dog biscuits in front of my dogs and laughed at them for not have opposable thumbs
there's still three solo cups of your puke in my basement. so that needs to be solved at some point.
We play beat the clock every morning. When the alarm goes off, she hits snooze and drops her panties. If I can't finish in time to beat the snooze, she jumps in the shower and I've gotta jerk off.
I also have to vacuum the broken noodles out of my suitcase...
Your vase full of piss was still at his house and he still doesn't know.
Did she owns a vibrator that will set off seismic activity.
Friends don't let friends put redi whip in their wine
Where are you and why are you fighting with a bird?
I appreciate your acceptance of my lack of morals
My puke in the shower morning just turned into a puke in the restroom at work afternoon. I'm the human embodiment of dumpster fire.
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