is it wrong that I prefer my women with low self esteem and a smidgen of an eating disorder?
we got blazed and looked up peoples criminal records
You wrote me a letter and I cannot make out anything you wrote except the last sentence which says "tell the wolf ill meet him at sunset and that I'm sorrry"
drunken yoga. on the beach. senior week. you have been chosen <3
we took shots then she made me eat a dill pickle with cream cheese wrapped in a piece of turkey.
i just unblacked out cuddled in a pita pit booth with ten dollars rubberbanded to my hand.
I don't know where Tiffany is but I just saw her shoes in the bar lost and found
isnt this the same guy you hooked up with on his birthday and he then asked, "you were at me birthday?" the next time you were together?
You know its been a rough night when for a large portion of the evening you have accepted your death
$645 later, she's throwing up in my washroom and asking for a cab. Hooker are soooo much cheaper.
I just want to let you know how hung over I am today and I fucked a girl in a kangaroo costume last night.
I think I'm still a little drunk from Sunday Funday and I just changed for a date in my car. wish me luck.
Swear to god you say cuddle bunny one more time and honest to god I will sacrifice a bunny on the hood of your car
It was all good until his cat started licking my nipple along with him
Do you remember vividly describing the shape and girth of my cock to that girl last night?
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