You're my favorite asian/girl I've met here.
You're ridiculous
Your hot
I'm fucking your sister right now.
You motherfucker
She's next.
How long is the appropriate time period between a pregnancy scare and breaking up with my girlfriend?
She was mid-sentence and then BOOM the hammock broke off the tree. I about pissed myself. Hot Sprite and Vodka make the world go round.
He passed out with the ball in his hand so no one could play beer pong without him.
I'm going out w/ her for her b-day in a bit. I just talked to one of her drunk friends on the phone who asked if I could "handle 7 lesbian." This could be interesting.
He broke up with me over the phone while I was getting my bush waxed into a "D" for his surprise birthday present. Talk about bad timing...
My dick can't jump between your dick and her mouth, man. It's impossible, I think.
That's just weird. That doesn't make sense sexually at all. I mean, you might as well tape a pen to the tip and try and write your name while you're at it.
Then that means he's outwardly conservative. Inwardly he's a total gay horndog. He's like a spy that can ruin conservative plans.
I want to change all my life goals to that.
hitting rock bottom is getting taziki in your hair & simply putting it in a bun instead of actually dealing with it, just like your problems
"Accidentally" bump into him after class.
I'm gonna "accidentally" put his dick in my mouth.
Even with help how did you paint a bullseye around your asshole?
Yeah last night got weird fast. No lie, a kid pulled a butt-plug with a tail out of his ass.
She kept telling me that it pissed her off that i expect people to make out with me...then she made out with me. Win?
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