You can't special order awesome
My booty call said shes done doing the walk of shame. Wtf is that?
It's what anyone that sleeps with you, specifically, does when they leave. Some do it even when they just think of you.
I think im in love with that girl with the googlie eyes last night. She was looking in my eyes and at my dick at the same time. we are going out again tonight.
I can't be drunk. Sober yes. Drunk no. Spoonfuls
If he thought that flying across an ocean to visit me in London constituted sex, he thought wrong.
Stumbled into class and into a desk. When I fell my bottle broke in my backpack. I had to leave there was vodka everywhere.
sorry like um she made me hold her puke bag while she peed in front of me is that better
Like you know your sex life is in a downward spiral when your best friend offers to sext you from Ireland
I walked into my room last night at 4 am and there's a random dude in his boxers eating oatmeal on my futon. I looked at him and went to bed
I'm still, like... really stoked about not having any STDs
Just heard him in the middle stall. Sounded like someone emptied a toolbox into the toilet.
Is it inappropriate to match with someone on tinder just to ask if the friend in his profile picture is single?
This is not okay. I only like one boy. I should like 200 boys and be having wild unprecedented sex. Instead I like one boy whose a born again virgin.
well you're talking to a woman who had glorious sex less than 24 hrs ago so my opinion is biased.
Fuck your fuckin pumpkin spice. You and your subtle differences frighten and disgust me.
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