Do you think you have hit the lowest point in your life when you find yourself actually condisering watching the movie "Gigli"?
I'm not to broken up about it. Our relationship was worse than a coldplay song.
Still drunk and leading the team through the 9am sales meeting. I'm pretty sure this is why there aren't more 26year-olds in management.
Then they all walked away with the drinks I bought them, and the fat one slapped me in the face. I left and my car had been towed. Worst night ever.
I figured out why her friends always say g is for god when she leaves with someone. She wears a double g cup bra
Your boobs are like a big quesadilla marker
Someone sharpied "COCK HUNGRY" on my butt cheeks last night. When the fuck did I have my ass out?
I told him his only options were from behind or me on top. I was not about to mess up my $80 blow out before graduation.
He added me to his contacts as 'boot and rally'...have you ever been more proud to be related to me?
I can't wait to tell mom.
The girl next to me looks like the young version of sara (bonnie hunt) in jumanji. I wanna be like PLAY THE GAME SARA!!!!"
Let me know. Show me one boob if yes. 2 if no
I thought I would be a proper lady and put my spare panties in a ziplock
Why are my jeans soaking wet and smell like chlorine??
Bc u told a stranger in the hotel "I have sinned' and made him get into the hotel fountain and "baptize u". I've got a vid
I think I fell in love last night
That guy had a face tattoo and was named Cheddar. Please tell me you’re kidding.
Double high-fived his wife and her sister on the way out. If I'm not the best mistress ever tell me how.
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