32 messages asking me to suck his dick. And there for a minute i thought i was desperate. ha!
Hahahaha
make that 40.
i just taught a 3 year ld how to do a jager bomb, i cant wait to have kids
I would get the one fuckin stripper that's a lesbian. THE ONLY ONE
Ok, so for future reference, in Rome, "piano bar" means "brothel".
with your flexibility, and the size of my penis, amazing things are possible.
On the brightside though, I found the motivation to clean my shower, it was right underneath my need to masturbate in said shower.
Woke up to the sound of my own moans coming from the tv....evidently it was videotaped.
I woke up smelling like the ciroc you tried pouring into my mouth last night. I think my clothes are still soaked
people in the room actually applauded when we discovered you had the ability to somehow throw up on your own back
This is love.
Which part? The alcoholic cupcakes or the lesbian st paddys day party?
A gentleman never tells..... therefore i will neither confirm nor deny the attatched photos
So I had sex in a bulldozer lastnight now that's definitely a first...
Apparently fireball doesn't mix well with my no carb diet
Maybe he injected his testicle?
when she didn't finish her burrito you wanted to call the cops because you said it was neglect
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