please. tell me to stop eating out of the trash.
good penises are hard to come by.... must be the economy...
nothing as in nothinggggg kills the mood for me is when a girl with 4 cm nipple hair
Good cause the way I see it, we are down to DAYS left of college so we should have as much naked fun as possible. And Jenga really facilitates that.
I don't know. I woke up in the back of a cab in a drive thru line at whataburger with police lights flashing and my friend yelling" you didn't have to sell us out phil!" to the cab driver.
NC is no longer selling 190 proof Everclear. We are officially no longer the greatest state.
Just heard the words 'Pussy Riot' on NPR...I almost crashed my car.
The boat wouldn't start, so we brought it back to her house and we've been sitting in it in her driveway for the past 5 hours drinking beer and yelling at peoplee.
Everyone was trying to get you to do a keg stand but you refused & instead declared you could do it yourself, crouched on the keg in your 6 inch heels, leaned over, and gave yourself one.
I thought we were but then I freaked myself out. So I kind of geared him up for take off and then cancelled the launch
Saying I've had more balls in my mouth than you is the last clear, coherent thing I remember.
I peed outside 4 times after the bar, safe to say I had great night
Accent: check. Hot body: check. 8" dick: check. Feeds me biscuits in bed after rampant sex: check. Should I continue with my "Why I'm not coming back to the States" List?
Like bruh, I’m a free range girlfriend
He’s only in town today and our afternoon sex sesh kept getting interrupted by the neighbor’s kid yelling and screaming in the pool
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