ron's 8" boning knife is for sale. oh and it comes with a flavor injector.
High?
hahahahaha turkey breast
So I went to have a snack...can you please tell me why there's a condom in the hummus?
I just mistook a monk for someone with the newest colored snuggie.
i can't find my house
we droppd you off right in front! i even walked you to the steps less then 3 mins ago.
i'm pretty sure my house moved.
WE COULD TOTALLY DO ECSTASY AND GO TO THAT CAT SHELTER OFF OF BROADWAY.
I passed out with my wizard stick taped to my hands and got woken up being poked with a St. Bernard
I basically have sex lined up for me in three different countries. If that's not a feat I don't know what is
Quick how do you hit on a guy in the car behind you? It's important.
I have stickers all over my boobs and a lump the size of china on my forehead. today has not been good.
I feel like I should treat myself every time I find out I'm not pregnant. Is there a pie company that delivers??
I preemptively put on a cape before eating a bunch of weed brownies. Best decision ever.
And I woke up by myself with peanut butter.. Cool
Turns out I tore my ACL when I fell off the mechanical bull.. Happy bday to me
Your youporn search history says otherwise.
No. No. Fuck you! You can do your own grocery shopping.
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