batman just walked across the sidewalk
lay off the drugs
no for real he was wearing a cape
My doc was like ur only supposed to have 6 sexual partners..thats just one semester at college
so i just realized i am an alcoholic. I was making some tomato soup because im still sick, and put vodka in it. sad huh? lets go out!
i dont even feel safe using a push mower...that hungover
You blinded her by spitting vodka in her eyes, the vodka you had just taken as a body shot off of her.
Im tired as fuck but i cant leave him here like this i gave him the acid and i feel the responsibillity to put his mind back together its fun im an architect about to about to construct a whole new belief and moral system inside this soul. Talk about the best psychothearpy
Burnt myself on soup.. consencus go back to hospl. they will lov me. twins in one nigh. still hve band on. fuck
So for future reference.... it's a little unnerving when I can't get hold of you, and the last communication we had was, "Oh fuck... It's tequila"
All my interactions with my brother are drug deals at this point
I should rephrase... I'm trying to not sit on other peoples faces besides my boyfriends.
Taking dicks and breaking hearts, no better life
The hospital waiting room is starting to become a very familiar place to me.
That's why i need nudes. Plutonic nudes.
I think I just got drunk texted by my psychiatrist
The bar brought brought it upon themselves, they played billy joels piano man before closing, it's not our fault the bar isn't a bar anymore, right?
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