Luol and I just scored with two 40 year old married chicks. They dropped us off on the way to soccer prctic. The kids in the back were confused. Call me.
Just woke up on a dolphin floaty wearing only a party hat. There's blood on the side of the pool and glass in the sauna. Worst fucking hangover. But some guy said he is making crepes so its ok
So the weirdest part of it all was he whispered in my ear "can i eat you out on your tredmill?" I dont find him attractive at all anymore
as we were stuffing their 24 of beer into our bags you kept saying you wanted cheese strings. closest things we found were kraft singles. as the guys came up the stairs you kept screaming 'GET THE CHEESE! GET THE CHEESE!'
It's really awkward/depressing when you are wearing heels larger than his dick
halloween is SO much better on drugs, why didn't anyone let us know about this when we were kids
It's a gift. Kind of like morning wood in my brain.
So I know we're not talking about this anymore buuuuuut I left heel marks on the wall.
So how was your new years? Did u ride a horse at 3am in zero degree weather? Because I sure did
whats our policy on dating high schoolers?
we dont have a policy but im pretty sure the state of michigan does
It is such a beautiful day to not be arrested
I should stop using "Braveheart would do it" as a basis for decision making...
well we woke up in different beds than the ones we originally fell asleep in, you were butt naked, and your boyfriend was sleeping on a cot in the middle of the kitchen. that might be why he's mad.
do you think that identical twins have the same size junk? i just want to know your opinion before i find out.
Standing naked in my kitchen making nachos. I love my youth.
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