Once you see the odd facial expressions and noises a guy makes while he is furiously beating off on top of you, it kind of puts things into perspective.
I think you're the first person to ever call Louisville, KY a "romantic getaway".
My spanish teacher discovered you can watch spanish music videos on youtube. Guess what were doing in class today? Michael Scott Spanish 101
His dick might not be the answer to my problems, but I'm definitely ok with testing it as a possible solution.
Had to awkwardly dig through all my fake ID's to get my real one so I could vote.......Model citizen over here.
You know how hard it is to play cool while not drowning and appreciating a pair of butts at the same time?
On my way, five mins. Is the line long? Do you think they will they hold a pumpkin at coat check?
We were just sitting together and this guy walks up to us and says, "you ladies are drinking too slow", puts a 5 dollar bill on the table and just leaves the bar. Helloooo Taco Bell
Lock the bathroom door next time you are going to masterbate with the shower head, okay?
I was just power-washing my vagina.
GOVERNMENT SHUTDOWN NO RULES ICE CREAM FOR BREAKFAST woooo!
i sent him a nude and he responded 6 hours later
what did he say?
"oh m god,,, whow '!!!!nm"
On another note, I almost lost one side of my fake butt. Dancing the wobble with the fake butt isn't recommend.
Just don’t be like me and break up between Christmas and NYE and then get blackout on NYE and puke in your undies.
I passed out in my bed, but woke up on the dog bed,with no pants, snuggling with toilet paper and a bottle of softsoap. Ive hit a new low.
So I justmade it back home and was greeted to a squirrel in my dorm... Last time I let my friends rent it out for a party.
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