thats the last time I fuck a piece of fruit on camera for him.
It really wasent that hard. The male one had a M and the woman one had a W. I just couldent comprehend that at the time.
It's official. I am the proud owner of his very own sex tape. Amateur awesome porn or awful delete-me-now porn? Come over help me decide.
There's a transgender game of twister in the basement...God doesnt want me to type this paper.
I cleared a drunken path to my bed for you. If you hit clothes you've gone too far.
If you hear screaming in the middle of the night, bat got loose. Call poison control immediately and explain rabies
I'm more concerned with the fact that he was UNconcerned that live poultry could peck him in the nutsack @ any moment of sex
I can't remember where my feet are. All I can see are colors, and all I can feel is terror. The lollipop was a bad idea.
Admit it. It's a brilliant plan with hundreds of possible repercutions.
Understatement of the year.
We'll just charge in there, all pant less and fabulous demanding he give back her ferret.
This guy dressed as a piece of paper for Halloween, I felt it was only necessary to sign his penis
I have no idea why my husband is mad that I came home at 4 am & all I want to do is eat spaghettios. It's not fucking spaghettios fault.
I gave him the white girl "you spilled my psl look" and walked away
Your sister walked upto me in the middle of the hallway and was like get us beer or shes never having sex with you ever again, wtf
My dad just invited me to smoke a blunt with him. Parent-child bonding at its finest (and highest).
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