Do you think he likes his girlfriend's moustache?
he came faster then a bring it on movie goes to dvd
I was debating whether her purse was real then I saw her puke in it.
I just realize today that I've dated three guys this year with their own blog. Ugh that's embarrassing.
On the bright side, at least we arent the generation raised by fucked up teen moms.
They just came out of my bathroom and asked if I could spare them a condom. See. Its a good thing I have some.
She had the hiccups when she was giving me head. It was actually pretty awesome
The bald eagles cry cause u drink canadian beer.
Try not to get arrested for it, but otherwise i support you
He's CUTE. and foreign
She frightens me and turns me on at the same time. She's a keeper
Restraining order pending?
Don't ever feel guilty about what you put in your mouth best advice my gma ever gave me lmao
the fact that i came three times was completely negated by the fact that he high-fived himself after.
I just smoked weed with my physics professor. Tell me how my life is this.
Nothing cures your heart after a boy calling you unattractive than a big fat dick
the weird part wasn't waking up in someone else's underwear, it was how the cat was staring at me like he knew more about last night then i remembered.
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