ron's 8" boning knife is for sale. oh and it comes with a flavor injector.
High?
hahahahaha turkey breast
She just did a myspace photoshoot with her baby
Apparently I added "small children" to my likes on facebook. glad to know that's where my subconscious is at.
I just won 10 dollars from out chugging the bar tender and I found out that the baby aint mine in the last hour. I don't even care if l get laid tonight any more.
I saw a stripper quit while on stage to months ago nothing you tell me will amaze me
Your lower body and my face have had way too much contact lately.
Lets just say I chased with a burrito.
I want you to come over here and spit coffee in my mouth like a momma bird feeding a baby bird. That hung over.
I snorted a few ambien and woke up here. A lady banged on our door, waking us up, demanding our towels.
I decided to let him keep the rest of my good weed as an "I'm sorry for being a drunk ass ho" consolation prize.
Your dick is going to fall off. Be careful or you'll get callouses. A workingman's dick.
When I walked out of the bathroom and you were literally dancing, you looked at me and said 'this is how I dance'. And then continued.
My boobs weigh the same amount as 25 pancakes
WHY THE FUCK DOES RICKY'S BROTHER GET AN ENTIRE POT OF PASTA FOR BEING SHIRTLESS AND ALL I GET IS ARRESTED?!
A drunk frat boy just jumped on the hood of my car while I was driving down Bridge St. He yelled at me to keep going since he was playing frogger and needed another car to jump on... or a log. I hate this town.
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