She washed her feet in the sink at white castle. I want this girl in my life.
Fat girl left in a hurry. Possibly had to do with the missing bathroom door in my apartment.
the girl walking home behind me started yelling and pointing "i want an ass like hers!" i feel vaguely accomplished.
Revised rule: don't put your dick in the general vacinity of mental instability.
Not even dry humping. Not even a little bit.
Am I allowed to compare getting cum'd on the face to a warm summer rain?
Was having the best sex dream I've had in a while and only woke up when I heard my grandma fall down the stairs.
I did cocaine off my boobs last night. Then I wrote two essays and went on a run. Go me
I'm scared because his knowledge of star trek is turning me on
I sent him a tex saying, "I thought my intentions were clear" drunk me has some balls.
dude. i woke up on a random lawn wearing only my boxers, with all my clothes hung in the branches of a nearby tree... no more shrooms
I thought he was hot. You know, in a “I’ve gone batshit insane and want blood for the blood god” sort of way.
All I remember was my mom walking through the door, and then me asking her if she wanted a hit.
I know right, I would blow him just for the satisfaction he would taste like vodka
I wish he’d realize all I want is dick. He’s my boytoy. He’s a stunt cock. \n\nCome over, fuck me silly, eat some leftovers, fuck me again, then go back to the frat house
I resent the implication of a jizz addiction
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