oh god the rape fog is back!
.....then i was kicked out of my work christmas party......
i chugged some hot sauce before i gave him head. i think a burning penis is a great way to say fuck you
IDK who she called, but some guy came into the party, flying drop kicked Joe said never again. She has to invite him around again.
My stomach is revolting cause i have put food in it and no alcohol.
I wish we knew morse code and could knock to each other through the wall
You are a special snowflake. A special snowflake I wouldn't mind rough sex with
i would have fingered myself to death by now but the dog wont stop staring at me
I needed tweezers to get my thong out of my ass this morning.
Saw your dad at the bar last night... And again this morning when he left. Told you not to mess with me bitch.
I just had a flashback to me puking and you telling me it was okay because my boobs still looked awesome.
I need to get some goddam control over my hormones
I yelled at your uterus for you.
ya well i woke up to my roommate spraying me with windex...
How did the test come back?
I've never been so happy to have a yeast infection. And i got a free pack of birth control
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