It's like sleeping with someone you met at a karaoke bar. It's never okay.
just took a pee in my own yard...decided i had to poo..only got a dingle berry....wiped it away with my finger..help me...my mom AND dad are home.
I think I need to stop sleeping with him. Sex with him is just a reminder of the mediocrity of the rest of my life.
So where are we on this whole, you write my paper...i do sexual favors situation?
I would like to apologize for making you the target of my "I wish head hair grew as fast as Pubes speech" the other night
I ended up with a bullet proof vest and I still don't know his last name.
Well the police had to intervene and I couldn't exactly feel my legs by the end of the night, but I'd say it was a successful Friday night.
It's that thing where you don't have any food so you just drink beer to get your needed calories for the day.
he appreciated my fucking vagina for two hours he can appreciate my honesty
When you get this divorce finalized we're going to mid evil times AND pirate dining adventure. We're gonna find you a couple of real men and make them joust/swashbuckle for your affection. My treat.
What is the acceptable way to offer a trade of sex for a few hours of body heat?
So that guy from plenty of fish has a lightning bolt tattooed on his face. I kinda feel like I HAVE to sleep with him now.
The single life is the freaking dream dude. I'm sitting here naked, eating chocolate mousse, and watching Gilmore girls. It's wonderful
Come to my place after work and we can discuss our finances over a coors delight and a fire ball shot
Alex thinks he can revoke my dick privileges haha.
Isn't he the one getting all the privileges ?
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