Dude, this chick, who is smokin by the way, has 4 false teeth on top from a softball accident that she can take out if she wants... Who's getting amazing head tonight? This guy!
I don't know whether to be creeped out by the fact this chick can do that, or jealous because you're getting toothless head.
Its a Guy he gets weed for. I'm kinda confused as to why there are going to even be tuxedos involved at all.
she could've warned me his penis was curved
ya i dont think she expected you to get with her boyfriend.
We should reintroduce naked Mondays
sorry
why?
oh you didn't look in the living room yet, did you?
Is it related to planting your seed? Cause I don't know if you have studied the development of a tiny human, but that is some complicated shit.
Isn't everything in a man's life somehow related to him planting his seed?
The spray paint was a bad idea, 'insert penis here' isn't coming off
If I asked you to guess what I'm doing right now how many guesses would it take to get to really high eating an apple bumping techno
I told you alcohol was flammable, but you didn't believe me until you tried to extinguish your sparkler by submerging it in vodka and the bottle burst into flames.
the only joy I get out of her anymore is hitting on her friends and ignoring her. it's chaos for them. like shaking a slutty ant farm
It happened to me once. But i washed off in a duck pond and walked home naked.
She's chasing her own tail and is afraid of her own feet. My stoner cat, ladies and gentlemen.
You invented a drink at the bar and named it Boner Soup. It was like an even trashier version of a long island iced tea
First thing I find in the car I just pick up from my grandpa? A discount card for the strip club down the road from his apartment. The force is still strong.
I feel like my toilet water looks different when outsiders use my bathroom...
Are you high right now?
HOW DID YOU KNOW!
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