Actually, all he talks about is how great the sex is with her and how crappy you were at it. Stop being a bitch and gossiping masking it as self-righteousness.
you kept calling numbers in ur phone book and saying, "I love your show, I'm a long time listener, first time caller."
ok, his religious views on facebook are madonna lyrics. we no longer have to wonder about his sexuality.
Her vagina smelled like chicken
why do you say that
chicken smells like everything
so if i die before i go back to school its because the thing we found in the hallway that i've been smoking out of is a crack pipe
I just got cash back from buying a pregnancy test so that I can buy a case of joose. My life is in shambles.
and now that ive poetically compared your vagina to a nuclear missile, I hope youre prepared for this date.
I'm still finding big obvious chunks of condom around my car.
It's pathetic. My bed hasn't been this sexless since it was in bedmart.
He's basically me if I was an 8-yr-old boy. It's like looking into a pudgy terrifying mirror
I just thought about how many drinks I had last night and threw up.
I'm sitting here with a heating pad and a fan on me eating snow caps off of my boobs
So my new thing apparently is getting wasted, showing people my slytherin socks and convincing them I'm slytherin..because why not
Can I just go naked and covered in glitter?
last night you said that you wanted to hold my dick as you slept because it was like having a stuffed animal.
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