hey its robert, we just made out in the backyeard. i'm inside now and you should come to the bathroom and meet me.
i just made a list of the people i have slept with. is it bad that some of them are just either names of the places i met them or the color of the shirts?
i also rounded the number up for good measure. i am sure there are a few i have forgotten about.
she looked like she should be chained to micheal vicks radiator
dipping my christmas cookies in kaluha. santa would be proud.
just spent about 3 1/2 hours looking for a dollar so I can buy weed.
suggestion: become a stripper.
You know, be my cock's hype man.
JAMES WASHOMGTON STATE ATTACKED US
WE'RE FYCKED UL HARDCORW
THE REISLING ATRACEX US
I'm currently bartering with this guy so I can fuck his bi girlfriend. We're at 5 pizzas and he gets to watch us make-out.
You should really trust me on this one. "hit it and quit it" might not be the best career move on your part...
Trust me man, I did not put any cookies down your pants when you slept.
Dude this weed smells so good they should make it into a Vicks vapor rub scent and I would rub it all over myself.
But can mardi gras accurately capture the essence of my tiny rage?
Dude what is wrong with me. I'm like a strong independent woman and shit.
This town reeks of teen pregnancy.
You'd think that a rotation of two 30 year old men could keep me satisfied... WHY ISN'T THERE A MAN THAT CAN KEEP UP WITH MY HEALTHY SEXUAL APPETITE?!
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